>> eric: >> bob: twice as much to say. >> eric: going on a bus tour? >> eric: that is it for "the five." thanks for watching. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in pennsylvania, the pittsburgh pooper. andy, what is coming up on tonight's big show? >> what is behind the united states birthrate plunging to the lowest level since it leaked in the 1920s and what does it mean? the shocking answers that will make you go out and make some babies. and are they creating scum villages? some say ya and others 8 -- others say nay. and what poll says is the best sitcom of all time, the best. >> guess what, andy. i am getting back on the bus. >> you are getting back on the bus, greg? >> i am getting back on the bus. >> when? >> december 15th to the 17th, but i don't know where. you will have to go to my facebook page and tell me where you would like me to go. and don't say andy's colon. >> i am not saying that. >> by the way, i think we have people asking what it was like on the bus. i believe we have tape of how i exercised. >> excellent. >